remain calm, o disenfranchised populace !
normal services shall be resumed shortly
really, it’s educational to see the traumatic responses of the e-generation when subjected to a brief outage, as if the world has been destroyed
it’s a browser, people… a usually great and reliable browser, but currently it’s having a hiccup
your lives will not be permanantly ruined… don’t go hyperventilating and gestating ptsd on the back of a transient outage
breathe in, breathe out; it will be better soon